The greatest video game franchise ever created (and, really, by the widest margin any video game fan can possibly imagine) hits the streets at midnight tonight and I'm fucking jacked.

If you want to play, send me a message. I'd post my Xbox Live Gamertag here but I already get too much goddamn spam for just having email on this site.

Come... let us conquer and enjoy our enemies' lamentations.

If we have business together... pray for us both.